barbershop

Today I went to the barbershop for trim and as I sat on the chair the barber started speaking to me he said :"you or your brother had came before?" I said it was me. He asked me why did you tell your father that I have cut your hair bad?.I said I didn't tell! He said who told him then? I said doesn't he have eyes?? The friend of the barber cracked up and said:"he is right what a preposterous question!! it's obvious! ".time passed and my cutting started! Just a second after I sat he said :"thank god your hair has elongated!".he told that because last time I have shaved my hair virtually.after that he said whic university are you going,which semester are you,....